i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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