He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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