she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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