I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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