We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Text me some of your sweat
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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