I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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