Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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