you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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