Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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