i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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