Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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