I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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