I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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