Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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