Just cropdusted the office
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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