i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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