I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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