I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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