I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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