I will die if light touches me.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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