is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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