i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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