you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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