Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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