You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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