Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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