stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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