so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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