It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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