i just wanna soil my oats bro
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
