is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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