areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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