we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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