best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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