I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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