babies were throwing up all over the place
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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