You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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