her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
The feeling are messing with the penis
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
is that a dick in a sweater?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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