I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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