was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
