Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
this just has baby written all over it
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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