This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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