i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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