That's intense
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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