nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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