I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm both gender and math confused
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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