what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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