North Korea, Best Korea!
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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