i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
