I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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