it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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