Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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