Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
